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#23 Flip Flops

In the world of surf apparel where casual fashion meets function; there is perhaps nothing more iconic of the surfer and the surfing lifestyle than the classic flip flop (also known as “sandal”, “slippah”, “thong”, or “go aheads”).  It is by far the footwear of choice amongst surfers the world over. Consisting of nothing more than a Y thonged strap inset into a rubber sole to hold the toes in, the flip flop is simplistic ingenuity at its finest.  Its convenient slip on, slip off functionality lends itself well to the casual surfer lifestyle where wearing shirts is often optional and sporting boardshorts is a way of life.  For those surfers who might have just as easily gone barefoot through life, the flip flop provides a refined solution for getting around town or for patronizing those demanding “no shirt, no shoes, no dice” type of restaurant establishments.  They have also saved many a surfer from imminent 3rd degree burns on countless hot, sunny days where haole feet and lava hot sand don’t mix (Black sand beaches – Really??!! Can we turn it down a notch?!!)

For surfers, flip flops are practically a part of our d.n.a.  Just as surfing is seen as pure freedom, flip flops are liberation for our feet.  They’re like a convertible with the top down throwing inhibitions (..and possibly toe jam) to the wind.  Sauntering down to our favorite beaches for a quick surf, the flip flop is there for us and our feet in their time of need.  They wait for us patiently while we surf and are there to greet us as we get out of the water just so long as they don’t wear a hefty price tag on them beckoning “come steal me!” (i.e.- only cost $20 or less) or somebody’s dog didn’t mistake them as a chew toy.  Surfers quickly grow attached to their flip flops forming bonds of embedded toe and heel prints into the body of the sole.  But much like a six month High School romance, the writing is on the wall and one day the flip flop’s toe strap breaks and it’s all over before it really even had a chance to begin.

Ode to Flip Flop’s Passing:  “R.I.P. dear Flip Flop.  We will remember you and all the joy you brought our feet.  We tried to resuscitate you but our MacGyver like attempt to reconnect the toe strap was amateur at best.  We will try and recycle you so that you may come back in another life (presumably in a Chinese factory) and bring happiness to another surfer’s feet.  Yours Truly, Surfer Dude”

To shed some more light on the array of flip flop options out there, SSL would like to recognize and poke fun at some of the companies that make these glorious flip flops.  While nearly every major surf company sells them, we’d like to focus on the more core contenders who make it their business to produce the highest quality flip flops available.  If we miss someone, please feel free to add them on our comments section and we can update the post as needed to include them.  Enjoy!

Astrodeck:  Well know for being one of the first in the industry to make traction pads, Astrodeck now makes sandals with the same traction patterns built into their sandals.  Now you never have to lose that classic Astrodeck feeling of grip it and rip it!

Cobian:  Their slogan is “Walk with us” and you may just want to as they make reasonably priced flip flops that hold up quite well over time.

Flojos:  Flojos have been around since 1979 and were extremely popular back in the bitchin’ 80’s.  They are making a comeback and have an especially popular girls line.

Havaianas:  Hailing from Brazil, makes a simple, rubber thonged flip flop with the use of florals and bright colors.  Popular with the ladies. 

Kustom:  Makes a wide range of comfortable rubber and leather flip flops worth checking out.

Locals:  It used to be you could only get these if you were in Hawaii.  Now they are available in select shops on the Mainland.  They are a classic, very inexpensive flip flop worth having in the surf sesh repertoire.

Ocean Minded:  A sustainably minded, earth friendly sandal company to the core.  They use recycled plastics and materials to make their stylin’ flip flops.  They also organize numerous beach cleanups and work to promote a cleaner environment through the sale of their products.   When they’re not too busy saving the world, they’re adding to its beauty and our eye candy enjoyment by sponsoring surfer twin hotties like these

Rainbow Sandals:  This company makes very high end leather sandals that last a long time.  In fact, it is not uncommon to see surfers wearing these flip flops for years until they are worn down to mere nubs, yet the toe strap survives!  Worth the money and it has a great entrepreneurial rags to riches story behind its founding in a garage in Laguna Beach.

Reef:  The undeniable leader in flip flops, sandals, thongs, whatever you want to call it.  Speaking of thongs, just check out their Reef Brazil Ads! Enough said!  They even make a Mick Fanning Pro Model Sandal complete with a bottle opener embedded in the underside of the sole for those who enjoy mixing bubble gum, toe jam, and residual dog poo with their beer of choice.  All in all, pretty cool!

Sanuk:  Sanuk flip flops are fun.  They reek of creativity and funkadelic-ness.  Like Ocean Minded, they are pretty earth friendly and they even make a flop in the likeness of an artificial putting green.  Fore!!

Scott:  Original Hawaii Sandals since 1932.  Also called “Slippahs”.  High end and last a long time like Rainbows.  A good choice for upping your game on nights out whilst wearing your man blouse (no popping collar please).

#22 Uncrowded Surf

Scoring good waves all to oneself or in a small group isn’t as easy as it used to be (in case you haven’t noticed!).  With the advent of the internet and its slew of wave cams and forecasts, today’s surfer is forever hard pressed to get the goods all to themselves.  Try as they may, other surfers just keep popping out of the woodwork at every turn.  It’s all a bit disconcerting, yes, but a humbling reminder that the surfing population will only continue to grow while surf spots and waves remain fixed, finite resources.  With the floating zoo sideshow in full effect at many of our favorite surf breaks, surfers are left to their own devices and methodologies to score waves and maintain sanity in the ever challenging, competitive conditions (See Localism).  If only there were more waves to go around, less surfers shoulder hopping, or dare we even say less surfers!?  While we won’t hold our breath on that last one happening anytime soon, surfers who bide their time can take solace in those rare moments when the circus leaves town, the kids go back to school, and the summer rental tourists pack it in for the season.  Note – (That last sick cutback sequence you just did followed by 3 to the beach was not ignored. It was most assuredly observed & critiqued by every frothing surfer in the parking lot and wave cam jockey from here to the valley.  Rest assured they’re packing their boards and on their way to join you in the lineup.  Surf, surf, everyday surf!!!)

For the modern day surfer, scoring uncrowded surf is an illusive and trying endeavor to say the least.  Short of paddling out down the beach to subpar waves or taking a far flung and oft times expensive surf trip, surfing locally and dealing with the crowds is the only option we have.  Lo and behold, after enduring so many crowded sessions complete with paddle battles, back paddling, and copious amounts of stink-eye, eventually a day dawns where by cosmic forces of chance the local lineups thin out and uncrowded surf conditions reign.  It is rare occasions like these that are cause for unadulterated celebration for the ever diligent surfer.  As if in some alternative universe straight out of the Twilight Zone, the surfer may initially enter into a mild state of shock at their newfound good luck.  They can’t help but second guess their enviable position.  While they gorge themselves on the set waves of their choice, the surfer will mutter to themselves or a bro within earshot, “where is everybody?” knowing full well that they don’t want to know the answer or risk jinxing their amazingly uncrowded surf session.  Periodically the surfer will frenetically scan the beach half expecting a mutant army of surf starved surfers to appear any minute around the bend like a zombie scene straight out of the movie “Night of the Living Dead”.  If it’s really firing the surfers’ mind might start to play tricks on them such as, “was there a shark attack here?”; “am I asleep and only dreaming this?”; or “wow, I guess all that sewage runoff from the recent rain we just had really could be cause for contracting Hepatitis, super!”  At the end of the day, the surfer will revel in their good fortune of getting it good without the hassles of a crowded lineup.  This will of course be brought to every other surfer’s attention that wasn’t there in the form of more shameless bragging about scoring epic surf.  This in turn will let the cat out of the bag on the uncrowded surf sitch and the next day will find 50+ eager surfers circumventing the lineup on a rumor that it was firing yesterday with nobody out.  “Hmmmmm…..Might want to get it while the getting is good!! Crowds suck bro!!”

#21 Wilbur Kookmeyer

Wilbur Kookmeyer was a much beloved cartoon character created by animator Bob Penuelas in the early 80’s.  Wilbur first appeared in a more obscure comic strip known as “Maynard and the Rat” but quickly got his own gig starring in a 2 page animated spread in Surfer Magazine spanning from 1986 – 2006.  The Wilbur Kookmeyer animated series was an overnight success amongst the surfing community.  It took a gawky, buck toothed, bundle of loser denial and made him into the uncontested icon of “all things kook” for a generation of surfers.  With his animated tales of kook-a-mania spreading far and wide across the land, Wilbur was so utterly “uncool” that he quickly transcended the gap into uber cool status!  It was a social phenomenon much like the current popularity of wearing wretchedly tight black tapered jeans.  Each new animation maintained the reliable yet addictive formula of Wilbur spouting off some big game about his surfing skills only to see him eat it hard, arms flailing in the final slides of the animation.  It was all too predictable yet so gratifying at the same time for the fully captivated surfer.  The Wilbur Kookmeyer comic series became so popular that the word ‘Wilbur’ is now a permanent fixture in every surfer’s lingo in the likes of “kook”, “barney”, and “haole to the max” to denote a proficient lack of style and surfing skill.  Just recite – “Geez, there were a bunch of Wilburs out there in the lineup today!!”  There ya go!!

The rise of Wilbur Kookmeyer’s popularity is perhaps unrivaled to this day in the echelon of surf animation.  But while the Kookmeyer series might have seemed on the surface to be just another campy comic strip there was more than meets the eye.  Beyond its scope of masterful animation and witty dialogue, the Wilbur Kookmeyer series was actually a satire of the rapidly commercializing surf industry and the desecration of the soul and individuality of the sport of surfing for profits sake.  Wilbur personified and poked fun at all the wannabee surfers trickling into the surf scene in the mid-late 80’s as it suddenly became hip to be a surfer and look the part of the surfing lifestyle.  He provided a humorous outlet for surfers to vent their frustrations at the rapidly homogenizing surf industry and the puka shell touting wannabees that bought into it.  The underlying message of the comic strip was that surfing is not to be bought or sold and that if you still subscribe to that ideology, well then you’re just as Wilbur as Wilbur can be!!  On a lighter note, the comic series was a genius composition of surf doodlery.  Each animation was a work of art in its own rite. It helped to inspire a generation of burgeoning surf doodlers and bored out of their mind students to create works of surf art in their notebooks, trapper keepers, and paper bag covered school books rather than fall into a comatose induced drooling state upon their desk.  Unofficial contests were held during lunch breaks to see who could draw the raddest waves and wanderlust surf imagery in the likeness of the Wilbur Kookmeyer strip’s exotic animated locales.  It wasn’t until years later that animator Penuelas actually showed us the way by posting his “how to draw a cartoon wave- the Wilbur Kookmeyer way” series.  Now there is no excuse to not be grinning ear to ear like a kindergartner when you post your latest surf doodle on the fridge!!  Wilbur Kookmeyer – A Surfing Legend!!

#20 Paddling Out

Paddling out is at the core of any good surf session.  It’s the tenacious and repetitive cycle that delivers a surfer from the landlocked confines of the beach and into the lineup to score some much needed surf.  It’s a take it or leave it enterprise where the waves seen feathering on the outside are all the fuel a surfer needs to get out there and get some!  Standing there on the beach, surfboard in hand – paddling out becomes the proverbial dangling of the carrot at the end of the stick for any surfer with a set of surf stoked eyes on the prize.  It’s a means to an end that with some luck, agility, and experience will deliver the surfer out to the lineup and into some adrenaline pumping waves as quickly and effortlessly as possible. Now if we could only find a way to hitch a ride on some Jet Ski assist or air drop out of a helicopter into an idyllic tropical surf break in Bali like Andy & Bruce Irons did in Fuel TV’s ad campaign things would be so much easier.  Hmmm… not betting Christmas on that one! 

Paddling out is a highly variable experience for the surfer depending on when and where they choose to surf.  Unlike other sports where the playing field remains static, in surfing, no two go-outs are ever the same.  Paddling out requires dedication and mental as well as physical stamina to surmount the ever changing dynamics of the sea.  Erratic cleanup sneaker sets, rip tides, and angry walls of whitewater are all potential game changers of the paddling out experience.  One day conditions can be “surfer meets lazy river” where nary a hair gets wet and the next can produce an all out hell on earth paddle battle against detonating death walls of white water with your name on it!  When conditions are large n’ in charge, the paddling out game re-writes itself entirely and only those willing to take a few beatings need apply.  Paddling out becomes a series of heart thumping scratches for the horizon on par with a Michael Phelp’s Olympic qualifying 250 meter “mad-dash” as large black blobs rear their ugly heads from the depths of the oceanic abyss.  It should come as no surprise to the surfer who challenges Mother Nature on her own turf that sooner or later they too shall have to pay the piper!  These not so fun lickings can come in any variety of pain and panic inducing packages.  One option could be the infamous “having your board ripped out of your hands with a side of rag dolling along the ocean bottom until you can’t breathe so well anymore” scenario.  Or perhaps it’s the taunting heartbreak of nearly making it out to the lineup only to be sent packing for the beach as an angry outside canyon set swings your way, unleashing its wrath upon your vulnerable body like a calculated Mr. Miyagi Judo Chop to the head!! (Note -the only real benefit to this scenario is if you just so happened to scratch over that last bomber set wave.  This affords you the right to chuckle ever so briefly at all the less fortunate surfers left behind in the meat grinder.  Make sure not to laugh too long though – karma’s a biatch!!) 

Whether conditions are macking or a mere doggie paddle at the wave pool with Rick Kane, paddling out is here to stay. It’s as much a part of surfing as riding waves, perhaps even more so.  In fact, statistically speaking, surfers spend over 50% of their time paddling out and duckdiving with another 44% spent bobbing around in the lineup waiting for waves.  The actual riding of waves is only a mere 4 – 6%!!  With all the time surfers spend “not” surfing, perhaps some day in some far off existential surfing universe a surfer will compliment another surfer on some “nice paddling” versus catching a “sick wave”? Ok, admittedly not likely – probably just a pipedream born of oxygen deprivation from one too many brutal hold downs!!   But for all of paddling’s shortcomings, it does provide a surfer some undeniable bonuses.  For instance, it a) gets them into and out to multitudes of waves via their own motive power (i.e. – good exercise!), b) it provides them just the right amount of time to hoot their bros into waves as they scratch over the shoulder, c) gives the surfer time to curse themselves for kooking it on their last wave, d) allows them time to flaunt a shit eating grin for all to see as a testament to their freshly snagged epic ride, and perhaps most importantly, e) occasionally provides views like these!  When in doubt, paddle out!!

Looking for a less robotic, more personalized surf forecast to add to your list of favorite surf websites to check out?  Well,  if you happen to live and surf in the Southern California area or are just planning a surf trip to visit our beaches, do yourself a favor and check out Adam Wright’s surf forecast blog.  We’ve been following it for over a year now and are thoroughly stoked on the service.  SoCalSurf.Com is updated almost daily, it’s highly accurate, and for those on a budget (who isn’t these days?)  it’s FREE!!!  The site now even breaks out customized surf forecasts for each specific surf region stretching from San Diego to Santa Barbara with intermittent commentary on points north, south, and globally.  Perhaps the best part of checking out SoCalSurf.com’s surf forecasts besides getting dialed into the surf is laughing your ass off at Adam’s witty humor and smart ass commentary woven into each forecast post.  It’s almost enough to make you crack a smile when the forecast heading reads a dismal and disconcerting: “Thursday’s Leftover’s – Hmmm smells like week old meatloaf“!!

Check it out @: http://socalforecast.blogspot.com/

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